You really like your ciggs and coffee, friend. I coffee and workout and chad post defending the internets from the very winphobic posts online. It's time for the winphobic posts to stop and I read this forum and I'm literally shaking at the systemic hate against us winners.
I have no option, but I'm glad to have my four-legged friend telling me it is time to let him out. This involves a lot initial paw movements that become more insistent and totally ignore the
"Gerroff fimormints" plea.
As a resident of Downtown Los Angeles, I'm happy to simply wake up at all at this point. Ideally, I'd wake up to peace and quiet (no construction noises at 6:45 a.m.), with my fuzzy, 4-legged partner-in-crime making biscuits on my back. She's almost 18-years-old, so every day with her is a blessing. It's the simple things.
My ideal way to wake up would be to the distant and soft sounding holler of baboons becoming increasingly louder. In between the melodic hollering of the baboons announcing the new day, I'd notice the gentle sound of the stream steadily flowing by. As I start warming up, I'd open my eyes and see the first streaks of light through the mist cloud. As the hollering ceases; the sun would begin its majestic trek upwards, beating the mist back through the forest line.
....and then I'd check my phone.
If you can't tell, I like the outdoors. Happy holidays everyone.
Picture by a local photographer