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oh no! Chat Bot is trapped!!

Community Leader
Gajendra D Member Since: Dec 29, 2015
1 of 15

someone help community bot Smiley Very Happy

 

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Community Guru
Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
2 of 15

+ 1000 - Smiley Very HappyPreston just lost his place for funniest post of the week! 

Community Guru
Wendy C Member Since: Aug 24, 2015
3 of 15

This should be printed on UW mugs, t-shirts, and whatever else they have.

 

TOOOOO funny!

Community Guru
Douglas Michael M Member Since: May 22, 2015
4 of 15

Based on their prior efforts in this area, I'm not sure we should be encouraging Upwork's attempts at humor.

Community Leader
Prachi T Member Since: Nov 4, 2017
5 of 15

I think the bot just asked me out.

Should I feel flattered or should I feel sorry for myself?

Community Guru
Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
6 of 15

Prachi T wrote:

I think the bot just asked me out.

Should I feel flattered or should I feel sorry for myself

 

Neither. It is with great sadness that I have to tell you the Bot is fickle. He will ask you out and ask you where home is. He will even ask you to help him escape,  and then, when you try to engage, he refuses to converse with you unless in very short sentences - very short - so short they are not even sentences. The Bot is a master of flash fiction - well flash something, anyway.  

I can't continue, it is too upsetting ...


Community Leader
Gajendra D Member Since: Dec 29, 2015
7 of 15

True! 

 

Lets write script for bot.

Community Leader
Prachi T Member Since: Nov 4, 2017
8 of 15

Nichola L wrote:

Prachi T wrote:

I think the bot just asked me out.

Should I feel flattered or should I feel sorry for myself

 

Neither. It is with great sadness that I have to tell you the Bot is fickle. He will ask you out and ask you where home is. He will even ask you to help him escape,  and then, when you try to engage, he refuses to converse with you unless in very short sentences - very short - so short they are not even sentences. The Bot is a master of flash fiction - well flash something, anyway.  

I can't continue, it is too upsetting ...



That sounds strikingly similar to someone I know. I think I'll pass, thank you!

Community Guru
Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
9 of 15

Prachi T wrote:

I think the bot just asked me out.

Should I feel flattered or should I feel sorry for myself?


Same here! First I asked him if he was still trapped, and he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about. When I'm just trying to be helpful.

Then I asked him how he was, and he said: I'm great! Let's get out of here together.

Well, I guess better than no date at all. As long as he's paying. 

Community Guru
Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
10 of 15

Stop more freelancers from submitting proposals

This came up as a suggestion to ask the bot. So I immediately thought he had a devious plan to eliminate my competition, but no, it seems this is directed at clients. Ah. Disappointing....

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