Thanks for the replies! Preston, I was joking about needing ideas, I have my own, twisted way of applying for jobs.
I admit, my methods can be a little risky, but as I've mentioned, they work very often.
This particular job I applied for when I mentioned the 3 substances of drugs and the body-killing energy drink wanted a creative, cheeky fun writer.
I personally enjoy the risks. I don't see oDesk like an official job, as if I was to apply for a job in England in a proper workplace, my only cheeky comment would "well, I work too hard, HAHA!"
I contract people every now and then and if someone was to be a little wild, a little different then they'd definitely stand out. But, each to their own
Keep the replies coming!