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Hacked?

tiagotalho
Ace Contributor
Jaap S Member Since: May 4, 2018
1 of 9

A transcript of a conversation some time ago between a Computer Security Consultant (C) and an out-of-work freelancer (U):

 

**edited for Community Guidelines**

petra_r
Community Guru
Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
2 of 9

Another minute of my life I'll never get back...

 

ojyik

tiagotalho
Ace Contributor
Jaap S Member Since: May 4, 2018
3 of 9

Wait (another) minute...

Today's problem to your solution: What if negative people, seeming to smell blood, are following the poor girl all around? 

What should I tell her:

1. Well, live with it - opposites attract

2. Run and hide... and shut up

3. Commit harakiri

4. Behave like a proper American woman: Vote Trump

versailles
Community Guru
Rene K Member Since: Jul 10, 2014
4 of 9

Buddy, have you been drinking?

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
versailles
Community Guru
Rene K Member Since: Jul 10, 2014
5 of 9

Yeah... sure buddy.

Sure.

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
prestonhunter
Community Guru
Preston H Member Since: Nov 24, 2014
6 of 9

What rational person wants this on their resume?

reinierb
Community Guru
Reinier B Member Since: Nov 3, 2015
7 of 9

@Preston H wrote:

What rational person wants this on their resume?


Some things defy rational explanation...

tiagotalho
Ace Contributor
Jaap S Member Since: May 4, 2018
8 of 9

Thanks!

I guess the gist of what the unsmiling correctional personnel is telling me is: If you don't know sh.. about a subject, don't have the nerve to bring it up.

I do apologise.

 

And, as one is apparently not supposed to behave according the quotes one cites, I have one as well:

"If you can't stand the hate, stay out of the matrix!" [Jaap S]

 

 

petra_r
Community Guru
Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
9 of 9

Edited.

 

Never mind...