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tiagotalho
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Hacked?

A transcript of a conversation some time ago between a Computer Security Consultant (C) and an out-of-work freelancer (U):

 

**edited for Community Guidelines**

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petra_r
Member

Another minute of my life I'll never get back...

 

ojyik

Wait (another) minute...

Today's problem to your solution: What if negative people, seeming to smell blood, are following the poor girl all around? 

What should I tell her:

1. Well, live with it - opposites attract

2. Run and hide... and shut up

3. Commit harakiri

4. Behave like a proper American woman: Vote Trump

Buddy, have you been drinking?

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
versailles
Member

Yeah... sure buddy.

Sure.

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless

What rational person wants this on their resume?


@Preston H wrote:

What rational person wants this on their resume?


Some things defy rational explanation...

tiagotalho
Member

Thanks!

I guess the gist of what the unsmiling correctional personnel is telling me is: If you don't know sh.. about a subject, don't have the nerve to bring it up.

I do apologise.

 

And, as one is apparently not supposed to behave according the quotes one cites, I have one as well:

"If you can't stand the hate, stay out of the matrix!" [Jaap S]

 

 

Edited.

 

Never mind...