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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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virtualbrix
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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Of course 😂!!

virtualbrix
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Why don't dogs tell a lot of stories? They only have one tail.

virtualbrix
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Why shouldn't pigs drive? They hog the road.

virtualbrix
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How does Darth Vader like his bagels toasted? On the dark side.

virtualbrix
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Spring was pretty good, too.

virtualbrix
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

Good one

virtualbrix
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Did you hear about the book on glue? You can't put it down.

virtualbrix
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Did you hear about the frustrated doctor? He lost his patients.

virtualbrix
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What's the best way to attract a squirrel? Act like a nut.

Yes, That's true 😀 

😀😀

virtualbrix
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I'm afraid of escalators, so I take steps to avoid them.

virtualbrix
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Why are snowmen so easy to get along with you? Because they're very chill.

virtualbrix
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Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.

virtualbrix
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I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

Great! 🤣

😂  Good one

Ha ha 😀

Haha classic! 😂

Me too😊

bf97c28c
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The boy threw a coin into the fountain to come back here again. And he came back because he didn't have enough money for the bus.

bf97c28c
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If you are alone, watch a horror movie at night... Then you will think that there is someone else in the house...

Yes, That's true 😀👍

Wah!! Wah!! good one

fc247311
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Love your jokes! 😂

bf97c28c
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An ambulance is rushing down the street: "We're losing him...! we're losing him...! Nurse, close this door before the patient falls out!

Ha ha 😂 👍

5a24222d
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Ahy do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.

That's great!

It's Good😀👍

bf97c28c
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I walk into a bank and see an advertisement: “WE TRUST OUR CUSTOMERS”! ... Yet the pen is tied to the table...

That's true 😀 

virtualbrix
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These are all hilarious!

virtualbrix
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What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop.

Ha-ha-ha 😄

Yes, ha ha 😂 

virtualbrix
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

virtualbrix
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When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurt-y.

It's funny 😄

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