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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny.

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What kind of dogs love car racing? Lapdogs.

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What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Where do polar bears vote? At the North Pole.

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What does a baby computer call its father? "Data."

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What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."

That's cool!

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks ๐Ÿ™‚ ~Charles Gordy

There comes a time in every person's life when it's time to go to bed.

Nice!

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Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone.

Animal 

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The firm is looking for a new accountant, and an old one too!

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Honeybees can recognize human faces. They have an advanced ability to remember and recognize patterns, including the human face.

That's because they eat a lot of honey ๐Ÿ˜Š

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The platypus doesn't have a stomach at all: Their esophagus goes straight to their intestines.

It's an interesting one

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purrr-ple.

It's nice one

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What do ducks love to put in their soup? Quakers.

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What is an astronaut's favorite button on a keyboard? The spacebar.

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What do planets love to read? Comet books.

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What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring.

Cool!

Saturn: No It's only mine ๐Ÿ˜ค

haha

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What do planets sing in a choir? Nep-tunes.

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What's a tornado's favorite game to play at a party? Twister.

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What is a gust of wind's favorite color? Blew.

That's great

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- Hello? Control room? I'm stuck in the elevator between floors!
- The foreman will be here in 30 minutes. Just don't go anywhere.

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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"Knock, knock. Whoโ€™s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, itโ€™s too cold out here!"

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