Fun Daily Jokes

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This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[bf97c28c]

Ha-ha-ha 😄

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Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!

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What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!

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What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!

[bf97c28c]

That's funny 😃

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What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!

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What do you get on every birthday? A year older!

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How do billboards talk? Sign language!

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Yasha, a realtor, sold two apartments overlooking the sea, on the 18th floor, in a 16-storey building under construction.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

[bf97c28c]

It's fun 😊

[virtualbrix]

Ha!

[bf97c28c]

- Who are you?
- A good fairy!
- Why the axe?!
- The mood isn't so good...

[bf97c28c]

- Can I buy you something?
- Yes!
- What?
- I don't know, but buy two!

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What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers.

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Did you hear about the deer that went to the dentist? It had buck teeth.

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How do football players stay cool? They have many fans.

[5a24222d]

😄

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

[bf97c28c]

That's cool!

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Why can't leopards hide? They're always spotted.

[bf97c28c]

Ha-ha-ha😄 poor cats

[virtualbrix]

: )

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How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They're free of charge.

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Did you hear about the book on glue? You can't put it down.

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What's the best way to hire a horse? Bring a ladder.

[bf97c28c]

- Can you cook anything?
- Yes, I can cut sausage very well!

[5a24222d]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

[bf97c28c]

Hh-ha-😄ha, funy

[virtualbrix]

I went shopping for a pair of camouflage pants. But I couldn't find any.

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I told a chemistry joke once. I didn't get much of a reaction.

[bf97c28c]

That's cool!

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I used to steal soap, but I'm clean now.

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Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.

[bf97c28c]

Great one 😄

[virtualbrix]

My boss told me to have a good day. So I didn't go to work.

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I once got fired from a keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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I used to be afraid of hurdles. But I got over it.

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Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can hunt knights.