Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56:58 AM by Samer B
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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May 20, 2024 05:51:44 AM by Samer B
Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can hunt knights.
May 20, 2024 10:29:36 AM by Dmytro D
Cool!
May 20, 2024 05:51:59 AM by Samer B
What does a house wear? Address.
May 20, 2024 05:53:41 AM by Samer B
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
May 20, 2024 05:53:50 AM by Samer B
I excel at sleeping. In fact, I can do it with my eyes closed.
May 20, 2024 05:54:03 AM by Samer B
I used to be afraid of painting, but eventually I brushed it off.
May 20, 2024 10:30:06 AM by Dmytro D
That's fun 😃
May 20, 2024 05:54:14 AM by Samer B
Why shouldn't you marry a calendar? Its days are numbered.
May 20, 2024 01:17:42 PM by Rania Y
HAHAHAH I spent about 1hr of continous laughing
May 21, 2024 06:07:01 AM by Samer B
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
May 21, 2024 06:07:12 AM by Samer B
Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
May 21, 2024 06:07:28 AM by Samer B
Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
May 21, 2024 06:07:47 AM by Samer B
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.
May 21, 2024 06:08:16 AM by Samer B
What’s Forrest Gump’s password. 1Forrest1.
May 21, 2024 10:23:41 AM by Dmytro D
May 21, 2024 06:08:27 AM by Samer B
Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
May 21, 2024 06:08:49 AM by Samer B
I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
May 21, 2024 10:24:06 AM by Dmytro D
Cool 😄
May 24, 2024 07:09:53 AM by Samer B
Ha!
May 21, 2024 06:09:39 AM by Samer B
I like what mechanics wear…overall.
May 21, 2024 06:10:17 AM by Samer B
Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
May 21, 2024 06:10:31 AM by Samer B
Isn’t the Grand Canyon just gorges?
May 21, 2024 10:24:53 AM by Dmytro D
Ha-ha-ha really 😄
May 21, 2024 06:10:46 AM by Samer B
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
May 21, 2024 06:10:59 AM by Samer B
Tell my Wifi love her.
May 21, 2024 10:25:58 AM by Dmytro D
That's great. I like it 😃
May 21, 2024 06:13:27 AM by Samer B
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.
May 21, 2024 10:26:18 AM by Dmytro D
That's true 😃
May 21, 2024 06:14:07 AM by Samer B
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday last weekend. Never again.
May 21, 2024 10:31:37 AM by Dmytro D
- How did you pass the English test?- I chaeted itt
May 22, 2024 05:03:19 AM by Nahid Hasan N
😄😄
May 24, 2024 07:12:51 AM by Samer B
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing
May 24, 2024 07:59:12 AM by Samer B
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say, so I just used big words.
May 24, 2024 07:59:22 AM by Samer B
Did you hear about the dolphin romance? They really clicked.
May 24, 2024 10:07:30 AM by Dmytro D
Ha-ha-ha 😃
May 24, 2024 07:59:33 AM by Samer B
A horse walks into a diner. The host says, "Hey!" The horse says, "You read my mind."
May 24, 2024 07:59:47 AM by Samer B
How did people see in the dark during medieval times? They used knight lights.
May 24, 2024 08:01:20 AM by Samer B
Why aren't there a lot of jokes about peaches? Because most of them are pit-iful.
May 24, 2024 08:01:33 AM by Samer B
What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Act like a nut.
May 24, 2024 10:08:04 AM by Dmytro D
That's funny 😄
