Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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May 4, 2024 11:24:30 AM by Samer B
Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
May 6, 2024 10:42:11 AM by Dmytro D
Yasha, a realtor, sold two apartments overlooking the sea, on the 18th floor, in a 16-storey building under construction.
May 8, 2024 12:28:21 AM by Rani J
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
May 8, 2024 09:41:26 AM by Dmytro D
- Who are you?
- A good fairy!
- Why the axe?!
- The mood isn't so good...
May 10, 2024 09:20:52 AM by Dmytro D
- Can I buy you something?
- Yes!
- What?
- I don't know, but buy two!
May 13, 2024 05:57:25 AM by Samer B
Did you hear about the deer that went to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
May 13, 2024 05:58:24 AM by Samer B
How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They're free of charge.
May 19, 2024 08:13:49 PM by Rani J
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
May 20, 2024 05:48:07 AM by Samer B
I went shopping for a pair of camouflage pants. But I couldn't find any.
May 20, 2024 05:51:12 AM by Samer B
I once got fired from a keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.