Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Feel Free to post, I will put the first few for today!

[#3]

Freelancing = I tried to make money freelancing ...but it didn't work out ...I guess I shouldn't have given out the lances for free!....it was a bad business model

[#4]

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antybodies.

[#5]

What do you call a lion who is feeling dandy?

A Dandelion.

[#6]

What is the best way to criticize your boss?

Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.

[#7]

My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.

I told him I Excel at it.

[#8]

Boss: How is it that you are always sick on weekdays?

Me: It’s my weekend immune system.

[#9]

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

[#10]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

[#11]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

“Supplies.”

[#12]

Hello, Samer. However you have time to post thse funny articles, why don't you reply to me?

[#13]

Let me know what you need?

[#14]

Puchline - To get Upvotes and higher on the post it list.

I'm on to his game!

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[#16]

Ha!

[#17]

Crazy😂

[#18]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!

[#19]

What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

[#20]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9

[#21]

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.

[#22]

Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold.

[#23]

Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything.

[#24]

How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!

[#25]

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!