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Rene K Community Member

I demand that Petra...

I hereby officially and pompously demand that Petra removes the name of Albert Einstein from her quote because I purport that he never said these words.

 

I demand a removal of the name or a proof that I am wrong!

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
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Petra R Community Member


@Rene K wrote:

I hereby officially and pompously demand that Petra removes the name of Albert Einstein from her quote because I purport that he never said these words.

 

I demand a removal of the name or a proof that I am wrong!


 Feel free to try and sue me.

My brother is friends with his grandson and has been charged with finding out whether I need to remove it.

 

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Aron H Community Member

who is william assbless?

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Rene K Community Member


@Aron H wrote:

who is william assbless?


William Ashbless, not assbless, how dare you? 

 

A British Poet, a contemporary of Lord Byron. Very few information is available about him. He married Elizabeth Jacqueline Tichy, went to Egypt and was involved in questionable activities in London.

 

He wrote The twelve hours of the night and a cookbook.

 

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
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Virginia F Community Member


@Rene K wrote:

@Aron H wrote:

who is william assbless?


William Ashbless, not assbless, how dare you? 

 

A British Poet, a contemporary of Lord Byron. Very few information is available about him. He married Elizabeth Jacqueline Tichy, went to Egypt and was involved in questionable activities in London.

 

He wrote The twelve hours of the night and a cookbook.

 

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Now we know where T-rump got his hairdo idea from ....

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Phyllis G Community Member

Don't forget On Pirates.

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Rene K Community Member


@Phyllis G wrote:

Don't forget On Pirates.


 A major work of Ashbless, indeed.

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
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Petra R Community Member

Happy now?

 

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Nichola L Community Member


@Petra R wrote:

Happy now?

 


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The quote was good - you could get round it by putting "attributed to" . . . 🙂

 

ETA: I am sure there are much later editions, but in my old copy of the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (1991), I am really astonished to see that there is only one quotation by Einstein. I would have thought there would be dozens. 

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Reinier B Community Member


@Nichola L wrote:

@Petra R wrote:

Happy now?

 


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The quote was good - you could get round it by putting "attributed to" . . . 🙂

 

ETA: I am sure there are much later editions, but in my old copy of the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (1991), I am really astonished to see that there is only one quotation by Einstein. I would have thought there would be dozens. 


 There are dozens of quotes that are attributed to Einstein, and in may cases, quite erroneously. I have a list of the most egregious mis-attributions somewhere, but for the moment, I seem to have lost it. I'll rummage through my archives again and post it here when I find it. 

 

Nonetheless, I have researched the "negative people" quote, and so far I have not found any context for it, or empirical proof that he did actually say it. Then again, Albert Einstein said a great many things about a great many things, and given his perspective on the world and humanity in general, I am inclined to believe that he did utter the words,or at least, words to the effect that negative people conjure up problems for every solution.   

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Mary W Community Member

"Well, bless your hearts" - MBW

Rene's avatar
Rene K Community Member


@Petra R wrote:

Happy now?

 


I loved the quote.

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"Where darkness shines like dazzling light"   —William Ashbless
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Wassim T Community Member

The story says this quote has first been published on the internet in 2015 when a motivational speaker tweeted it. Doesn't indicate whether Einstein actually said it or not, but if you're curious enough you may reach out and ask.

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Preston H Community Member

If I ever add a footer to my settings in the Forum, it will be:

 

"Albert Einstein never said that!"  – Rene K.

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Kim F Community Member

Having now found out more about William Ashbless, I am entranced by him and totally unconcerned by what Einstein did or didn't say. 

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Nichola L Community Member


@Kim F wrote:

Having now found out more about William Ashbless, I am entranced by him and totally unconcerned by what Einstein did or didn't say. 


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I agree!  I've never even heard of him and now I want to know more. (But I have to say I rather like Assbless!) 

 

As to the quote it's a good one even if Einstein didn't say it. 

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Pat M Community Member


@Preston H wrote:

If I ever add a footer to my settings in the Forum, it will be:

 

"Albert Einstein never said that!"  – Rene K.

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Preston, so good; so very, very good!!!


 

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Pat M Community Member

Is it just me or does anyone else see somewhat of a resemblance between Rene and Assbless?  Oops Ashbless.  

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Reinier B Community Member


@Preston H wrote:

If I ever add a footer to my settings in the Forum, it will be:

 

"Albert Einstein never said that!"  – Rene K.


 You may have to change that to "I stand corrected!" - Preston H. 

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Luce N Community Member

My thought about this thread: I'm relieved that the poor guy's name wasn't William Assbless. What a terrible name to have. Just imagine young William at school, all the other kids making fun of him.... A total nightmare!

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John K Community Member

Here's an authentic Albert Einstein* quote:

Twitter is the Devil's playground.

 

Spoiler
*Albert Einstein is the legal name of actor/comedian/director/writer Albert Brooks

 

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Irene B Community Member

Ye olde storm in a teacup methinks

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John K Community Member


@Irene B wrote:

Ye olde storm in a teacup methinks


 is that more inconsequential than a tempest in a teapot?

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Aron H Community Member

That quote is going places, someone just posted it on my facebook feed. einstein.png