Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56:58 AM by Samer B
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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Sep 12, 2023 08:51:32 AM by Samer B
What did one volcano say to the other?I lava you!
Sep 12, 2023 08:52:09 AM by Samer B
How do you get a squirrel to like you?Act like a nut!
Sep 12, 2023 08:52:30 AM by Samer B
What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts!
Sep 12, 2023 08:52:59 AM by Samer B
How does a scientist freshen her breath?With experi-mints!
Sep 12, 2023 08:53:20 AM by Samer B
What is a computer's favorite snack?Computer chips!!
Sep 12, 2023 08:53:45 AM by Samer B
What did the banana say to the dog?Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Sep 12, 2023 08:54:03 AM by Samer B
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?Because she will let it go.
Sep 12, 2023 08:54:23 AM by Samer B
Why do shrimp never share?They're so shellfish.
Sep 12, 2023 08:54:38 AM by Samer B
What do elves learn in school?The elf-abet.
Sep 12, 2023 08:55:10 AM by Samer B
What do you call two bananas?Slippers.
Sep 12, 2023 08:55:36 AM by Samer B
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?With a pumpkin patch.
Sep 12, 2023 08:55:55 AM by Samer B
Why do bees have sticky hair?Because they use a honeycomb.
Sep 12, 2023 08:56:10 AM by Samer B
Why was the computer cold?It left its window open!
Sep 12, 2023 08:56:25 AM by Samer B
Why was the computer cold?It had a virus.
Sep 12, 2023 08:56:40 AM by Samer B
Why didn’t the orange win the race?It ran out of juice.
Sep 12, 2023 08:57:06 AM by Samer B
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?They have two left feet.
Sep 12, 2023 08:57:23 AM by Samer B
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?Because he wanted to see time fly.
Oct 10, 2023 01:21:41 PM by Bryan D
That's a good one
Oct 10, 2023 01:25:10 PM by Samer B
🙂
Sep 12, 2023 08:57:35 AM by Samer B
What did one toilet say to the other?You look flushed.
Sep 13, 2023 08:55:05 AM by Mary W
DAD JOKES!
Sep 13, 2023 11:12:45 AM by Samer B
: )
Sep 17, 2023 10:16:20 AM by Samer B
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Sep 17, 2023 10:16:41 AM by Samer B
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
Sep 17, 2023 10:17:00 AM by Samer B
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality!
