Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56:58 AM by Samer B
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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Sep 12, 2023 08:57:23 AM by Samer B
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?Because he wanted to see time fly.
Oct 10, 2023 01:21:41 PM by Bryan D
That's a good one
Oct 10, 2023 01:25:10 PM by Samer B
🙂
Sep 12, 2023 08:57:35 AM by Samer B
What did one toilet say to the other?You look flushed.
Sep 13, 2023 08:55:05 AM by Mary W
DAD JOKES!
Sep 13, 2023 11:12:45 AM by Samer B
: )
Sep 17, 2023 10:16:20 AM by Samer B
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Sep 17, 2023 10:16:41 AM by Samer B
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
Sep 17, 2023 10:17:00 AM by Samer B
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality!
Sep 17, 2023 10:17:27 AM by Samer B
What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
Sep 17, 2023 10:17:50 AM by Samer B
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Sep 17, 2023 10:18:10 AM by Samer B
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
Sep 17, 2023 10:18:30 AM by Samer B
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Sep 17, 2023 10:19:10 AM by Samer B
Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
Sep 17, 2023 10:19:31 AM by Samer B
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
Sep 17, 2023 10:19:56 AM by Samer B
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Sep 17, 2023 10:20:25 AM by Samer B
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
58!
Sep 17, 2023 10:21:09 AM by Samer B
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
Sep 17, 2023 10:22:08 AM by Samer B
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
He has a meltdown.
Sep 17, 2023 10:24:36 AM by Samer B
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Sep 17, 2023 08:46:50 PM by William T C
That's an old one from my high school days.
Sep 18, 2023 05:12:12 AM by Samer B
Haha. Have to bring back a blast from the past!
Sep 17, 2023 10:25:34 AM by Samer B
What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."
Sep 17, 2023 10:25:49 AM by Samer B
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Sep 17, 2023 10:26:17 AM by Samer B
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
Sep 17, 2023 10:26:38 AM by Samer B
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Sep 18, 2023 05:52:25 AM by Samer B
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
Sep 18, 2023 05:52:47 AM by Samer B
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!
Sep 18, 2023 05:53:00 AM by Samer B
Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation!
Sep 18, 2023 05:53:57 AM by Samer B
How does a barber drive to work? He takes shortcuts!
Sep 18, 2023 05:59:18 AM by Samer B
What’s the largest gem on earth? A baseball diamond!
Sep 18, 2023 05:59:27 AM by Samer B
What food is never on time? Choco-late!
Sep 18, 2023 05:59:43 AM by Samer B
What kind of fish loves going to battle? A swordfish!
Sep 18, 2023 06:03:41 AM by Samer B
What’s a pirate’s favorite county? Arrrrgh-entina!
Sep 18, 2023 06:04:03 AM by Samer B
What kind of dog always knows the time? A watch-dog!
Sep 18, 2023 06:04:31 AM by Samer B
What breaks when you speak? Silence!
Sep 18, 2023 06:07:54 AM by Samer B
What did the dad potato name his son? Chip.
Sep 18, 2023 06:08:14 AM by Samer B
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
Sep 18, 2023 06:08:59 AM by Samer B
16. What do you give a sick lemon? A lemon Aid.
Sep 18, 2023 06:09:25 AM by Samer B
28. What is your cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!
