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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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virtualbrix
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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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virtualbrix
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Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.

virtualbrix
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Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.

That's a good one 

🙂

virtualbrix
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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.

mwiggenhorn
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DAD JOKES!

: )

virtualbrix
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What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

virtualbrix
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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally!

virtualbrix
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality!

virtualbrix
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What job did the frog have at the hotel?

Bellhop.

virtualbrix
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

virtualbrix
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Why are spiders so smart?

They can find everything on the web.

virtualbrix
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

virtualbrix
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Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?

It’s a big waist of space.

virtualbrix
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

virtualbrix
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Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well!

virtualbrix
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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58!

virtualbrix
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

virtualbrix
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What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?

He has a meltdown.

virtualbrix
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What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

That's an old one from my high school days.

Haha. Have to bring back a blast from the past!

virtualbrix
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What did one wall say to the other?

"I'll meet you at the corner."

virtualbrix
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

virtualbrix
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.

virtualbrix
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What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

virtualbrix
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How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

virtualbrix
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How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!

virtualbrix
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Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation!

virtualbrix
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How does a barber drive to work? He takes shortcuts!

virtualbrix
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What’s the largest gem on earth? A baseball diamond!

virtualbrix
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What food is never on time? Choco-late!

virtualbrix
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What kind of fish loves going to battle? A swordfish!

virtualbrix
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What’s a pirate’s favorite county? Arrrrgh-entina!

virtualbrix
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What kind of dog always knows the time? A watch-dog!

virtualbrix
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What breaks when you speak? Silence!

virtualbrix
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What did the dad potato name his son? Chip.

virtualbrix
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

virtualbrix
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16. What do you give a sick lemon? A lemon Aid.

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