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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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28. What is your cat's favorite color? Purr-ple!

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Why did the clock go on vacation? It needed to unwind!

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What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!

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Where is rabbit's favorite place to eat? IHOP.

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What do you feed a teddy bear? Stuffing!

A girl who is very fond of aquarium fish cries when the dumplings pop up.

That's a good one, lol

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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

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What's it called when you steal somebody's coffee? A mugging.

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data

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Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.

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Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o

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Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions

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How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always getting grounded

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What is the best way to criticize your boss? Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.

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How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!

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Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday? Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue.

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What is an alien's favorite place on a computer? The space bar.

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What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga like in her coffee? Raw raw raw raw raw.

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You know what can really ruin a Friday? Remembering it's Thursday.

Nothing spoils a target like an accurate hit

Nice one!

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.

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Whatโ€™s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity.

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What do you call 12 people doing the work of one? A committee.

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Whatโ€™s the problem with unemployment jokes? None of them work.

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Nothing causes such panic as the words "Don't panic!".

Nice one!

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How do you hire a horse? Put up a ladder.

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I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is โ€œGoodbye.โ€

Mine says good bye and don't call me back.

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Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!!!

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I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

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Why shouldnโ€™t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

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Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

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