Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56:58 AM by Samer B
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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Sep 18, 2023 06:12:56 AM by Samer B
Why did the clock go on vacation? It needed to unwind!
Sep 18, 2023 06:13:10 AM by Samer B
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Sep 18, 2023 06:13:25 AM by Samer B
Where is rabbit's favorite place to eat? IHOP.
Sep 18, 2023 06:14:27 AM by Samer B
What do you feed a teddy bear? Stuffing!
Sep 20, 2023 05:08:21 AM by Dmytro D
A girl who is very fond of aquarium fish cries when the dumplings pop up.
Sep 25, 2023 04:21:31 AM by Samer B
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
Sep 25, 2023 04:21:48 AM by Samer B
What's it called when you steal somebody's coffee? A mugging.
Sep 25, 2023 04:21:57 AM by Samer B
What does a baby computer call his father? Data
Sep 25, 2023 04:22:11 AM by Samer B
Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.
Sep 25, 2023 04:22:29 AM by Samer B
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
Sep 25, 2023 04:22:43 AM by Samer B
Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o
Sep 25, 2023 04:23:24 AM by Samer B
Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions
Sep 25, 2023 04:23:34 AM by Samer B
How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always getting grounded
Sep 25, 2023 04:24:57 AM by Samer B
What is the best way to criticize your boss? Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.
Sep 25, 2023 04:25:09 AM by Samer B
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!
Sep 25, 2023 04:25:34 AM by Samer B
Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday? Sunday, because Monday is a weekday.
Sep 25, 2023 04:26:11 AM by Samer B
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue.
Sep 25, 2023 04:26:23 AM by Samer B
What is an alien's favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
Sep 25, 2023 04:26:49 AM by Samer B
What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga like in her coffee? Raw raw raw raw raw.
Sep 25, 2023 04:27:01 AM by Samer B
You know what can really ruin a Friday? Remembering it's Thursday.
Sep 25, 2023 04:53:07 AM by Dmytro D
Nothing spoils a target like an accurate hit
Sep 25, 2023 05:06:44 AM by Samer B
Nice one!
Sep 25, 2023 04:28:34 AM by Samer B
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
Mar 5, 2024 02:08:54 AM by Rani J
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Sep 25, 2023 04:31:59 AM by Samer B
What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity.
Sep 25, 2023 04:33:16 AM by Samer B
What do you call 12 people doing the work of one? A committee.
Sep 25, 2023 04:33:30 AM by Samer B
What’s the problem with unemployment jokes? None of them work.
Sep 28, 2023 05:03:17 AM by Dmytro D
Nothing causes such panic as the words "Don't panic!".
Sep 28, 2023 09:32:17 AM by Samer B
Oct 2, 2023 05:04:01 AM by Samer B
How do you hire a horse? Put up a ladder.
Oct 2, 2023 05:04:32 AM by Samer B
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.”
Mar 5, 2024 02:10:45 AM by Rani J
Mine says good bye and don't call me back.
Oct 2, 2023 05:04:46 AM by Samer B
Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!
Oct 2, 2023 05:04:57 AM by Samer B
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!!!
Oct 2, 2023 05:05:11 AM by Samer B
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
Oct 2, 2023 05:05:27 AM by Samer B
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
Oct 2, 2023 05:05:49 AM by Samer B
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
Oct 2, 2023 05:06:11 AM by Samer B
Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
Oct 2, 2023 05:06:27 AM by Samer B
What does a vegan zombie like to eat? Graaains.
Oct 2, 2023 05:07:43 AM by Samer B
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
