Crazy Job Postings

[#1]

Hi all,

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[#2]

There's currently a job post up that's just 'I need your nudes' - the flagging system is also temporarily unavailable, as a fun coincedence. 

Specifically, they would like 60-70 nudes, and would like one nude as a sample. 

[#3]

Hi Laura,

Thank you for reaching out to us and bringing this to our attention. Could you please click on my name and send me a PM with more information about the job post you are referring to? I will be sure to look into your report and escalate it accordingly.

[#4]

I've sent you a PM. 

[#5]

I wanted to jokingly ask "with the sample or the whole of 70 pics?"

But I kept myself back, since this would be wildly inaproppriate. 

[#6]

There is a currently posted job whose complete description contains nothing at all except a definition/description of what Microsoft Excel is (Excel is a spreadsheet program... blah blah).

The job poster has received 20 to 50 proposals and is currently interviewing 3 people, for something I guess. The job title is just "Excel".

[#7]

Because the Part I & II threads have been closed, and I'm really annoyed about the invite I just received, starting a new one...

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[#8]

How did the interview go?

[#9]

Haha, if I was trollish enough, I would have accepted the interview. Just reported and posted here.

[#10]

As far as I know, you are not allowed to upload screenshots of posted jobs here, so I expect this one to disappear due to Community guidelines.

I saw a job posting yesterday that I'll paraphrase:

Title: I need a passive income generator made from scratch.

I won't respond to anyone who doesn't have a clear idea that they can prove with numbers. You will get paid by me to generate income for me.

The idea can be anything, as long as it makes sense and generates money.

The client is not new on Upwork, he has posted about 100 jobs and spent over $20k so far. He currently has between 5-10 job applications and is interviewing 3 candidates.

I would really like to know if anyone would be willing to sell a passive income idea for a portion of the profits - when they can do everything themselves and keep all the profits. 

If there is someone, feel free to contact me. 😎

[#11]

Hope springs eternal.

[#12]

Perhaps you can move to Guatemala.

[#13]

Yeah usually I wouldn't post the screenshot but really, this one doesn't contain identifying information. There are countless Deepaks around.

[#14]

Hey Isabelle,

I'm guessing your location might be putting an extra spin on that particular "invitation." From the way my friend described her travels, India can be an challenging experience if you're female (I know other parts of SE Asia certainly were). It sounds like someone's looking for an arrangement that goes a little beyond the scope of your average contract. Actually, it sounds like it could put a whole new spin on "scope creep."

[#15]

Definitely 😆 and I would say it's more than challenging to be here as a female; sometimes it's simply unbearable. I just wonder where people find the audacity to post such nonsense.

[#16]

The job post link / name was censored due to community guidelines. 

Was somebody looking for a female companion to travel through India?

I watched a YT channel called K&N and they went to a celebration, which seemed quite risky for women (the video is about "HOLI in Vrindavan").

But I'm just guessing, maybe they were totally fine? I know people who traveled through India and said only good things about the kind Indian people.

[#17]

There is currently a job post up with a "request" to hack a bank account in Iran and transfer money to another account. People have sent proposals.

[#18]

Hi Amit,

I guess that's funny in an dark, ironic sort of way, but the job souds illegal and you should have flagged it.

[#19]

It's been some time, Renata, and I don't remember exactly, but this might have been somewhat around the time when Upwork's flagging system was known to be broken/ineffectual and writing about it in the community might have stood a better chance of drawing the Staff's attention to it and for action to be taken as required. Along with the lulz, that is, at a rather moronic looking attempt at crime.

[#20]

I have recently seen a post, not from a new client, which required: 

Getting access to a remote computer and deleting files (or E-Mails), so that nobody, not even a professional can recover them.

Sounds legit!

[#21]

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Amit S wrote:

There is currently a job post up with a "request" to hack a bank account in Iran and transfer money to another account. People have sent proposals.

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😳

[#22]

A foreign company wanted to "buy" an existing landline phone number of a private citizen's home, in order to place it on its website to improve trustworthiness among customers.

Funny thing, the company wanted to set up a pre-recorded audio message informing callers there was no way to speak to a real agent - people needed to contact the company via email instead!

[#23]

Here's another great deal:

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Divide $30 USD by the amount of clicks, copy-pastes and mouse swooshes, required to "plan" 238 posts for a month.

Plus 4 times a week, you have to copy-paste content into 3 accounts by hand.

Something tells me, that "plan" has been misplaced with "work your mouse off" in this client's dictionary.

[#24]

And another one, coming from one of those honest to God companies, which simply want to lend a hand to their clients in order to make their testimony look better:

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For all those naysayers out there: all feedback is legit, and not a script written by the client, how did you get that idea? That's conspiracy theory talk!

[#25]

This is one of my all-time favourite job descriptions, which I am paraphrasing to avoid (?) censorship:

I already wrote a job description. Why do you have questions?

That was it. By the time I saw it, 5+ people already applied 😂

[#26]

As we all know, all the really good editors can read minds. 🙃