Sep 11, 2023 12:32:20 PM by Samer B
This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )
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Apr 24, 2024 04:56:58 AM by Samer B
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.
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Apr 29, 2024 09:40:29 AM by Dmytro D
That's cool!
Apr 28, 2024 09:52:27 AM by Samer B
"What did one year say to the other? 'I'm your biggest fan, it’s nice to meet you!'"
Apr 28, 2024 09:52:45 AM by Samer B
"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? 'I’m stuck on you!'"
Apr 28, 2024 09:53:11 AM by Samer B
"What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!"
Apr 29, 2024 09:40:52 AM by Dmytro D
It's a funny one!
Apr 28, 2024 09:53:26 AM by Samer B
"Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play needs a good cast!"
Apr 28, 2024 09:54:51 AM by Samer B
"My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home."
Apr 29, 2024 09:41:14 AM by Dmytro D
Good idea 😄
Apr 29, 2024 09:46:56 AM by Dmytro D
- Hello? Can you talk?- Yes, I can.- Then listen.
Apr 29, 2024 06:12:02 PM by Samer B
Ha!
May 3, 2024 12:34:38 AM by Rani J
Why do ducks have feathers?To cover their butt quacks!
May 3, 2024 07:29:19 AM by Samer B
May 3, 2024 07:35:51 AM by Samer B
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
May 3, 2024 07:36:13 AM by Samer B
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
May 3, 2024 07:36:25 AM by Samer B
What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
May 3, 2024 07:36:39 AM by Samer B
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
May 3, 2024 07:36:54 AM by Samer B
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
May 3, 2024 07:43:23 AM by Samer B
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.
May 3, 2024 07:43:40 AM by Samer B
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
May 3, 2024 07:44:11 AM by Samer B
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless.
May 3, 2024 07:44:42 AM by Samer B
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
May 3, 2024 07:44:54 AM by Samer B
Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market.
May 3, 2024 07:45:20 AM by Samer B
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
May 3, 2024 07:45:34 AM by Samer B
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
May 3, 2024 07:45:47 AM by Samer B
Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
May 3, 2024 09:16:33 AM by Samer B
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
May 3, 2024 09:16:46 AM by Samer B
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
May 3, 2024 09:23:38 AM by Samer B
How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
May 4, 2024 10:16:02 AM by Samer B
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
May 4, 2024 10:16:43 AM by Samer B
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
May 4, 2024 10:16:59 AM by Samer B
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
May 4, 2024 10:17:15 AM by Samer B
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
May 4, 2024 10:17:33 AM by Samer B
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
May 4, 2024 10:17:48 AM by Samer B
Can February March? No, but April May.
May 4, 2024 10:18:07 AM by Samer B
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
May 4, 2024 10:21:13 AM by Samer B
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
May 4, 2024 10:21:27 AM by Samer B
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
May 4, 2024 10:21:37 AM by Samer B
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
May 4, 2024 10:21:48 AM by Samer B
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
May 4, 2024 10:22:01 AM by Samer B
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
