Sep 14, 2019 11:45:17 AM by Mark F
It's always a good day when Petra brings out the Flowchart of Doom
https://community.upwork.com/t5/Freelancers/No-Payment-received/m-p/646058
Sep 14, 2019 11:59:48 AM by Sergio S
Yes, many of us have learned a lot from that diagram. I always have it handy at my desktop. 🙂 Thanks, Petra!
Sep 14, 2019 12:01:47 PM by Petra R
LOL, thanks guys, it has saved me lots of time over the 2 years since I made it 🙂
Sep 14, 2019 12:11:23 PM by Petra R
Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?
I actually did think about that.
Sep 14, 2019 02:27:53 PM by Mark F
Jennifer M wrote:lol "Flowchart of Doom." I like it.
Or Flowchart of Destiny works too...
I kind of want it turned into a child's game...Do you have a contract? No, go back three spaces and lose your turn.
Sep 14, 2019 04:36:14 PM by Jennifer M
Mark F wrote:
Jennifer M wrote:lol "Flowchart of Doom." I like it.
Or Flowchart of Destiny works too...
I kind of want it turned into a child's game...Do you have a contract? No, go back three spaces and lose your turn.
Yes! Lets turn the forum into Shoots and Ladders. Candyland works too.
Sep 15, 2019 02:08:32 AM by Christine A
Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?
Here you go, Mark. That'll be $150 please (I realise that we didn't have a contract and I didn't track my time, but I assume that you'll pay me anyway).
Sep 15, 2019 05:31:37 AM by Mark F
That is funny on so many levels.
But I am sorry I changed my mind and want a boardgame now.
Sep 15, 2019 06:19:08 AM by Martina P
Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.
Darn, you Prestoned him before Preston could even wake up!
Sep 15, 2019 06:34:40 AM by Mark F
Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.
But will it effect my JSS?
Sep 15, 2019 06:48:56 AM by Martina P
Mark F wrote:
Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.But will it effect my JSS?
Until you make things right with the larger community, EVERYTHING will affect your JSS. Not recycling your trash will affect your JSS. Not taking your dog for a walk will affect your JSS. EVERYTHING WILL!
Sep 15, 2019 07:47:55 AM by Petra R
I will, one day, create a flowchart outlining the difference between the verbs "effect" and "affect"
Sep 15, 2019 08:53:48 AM by Amanda L
Petra R wrote:I will, one day, create a flowchart outlining the difference between the verbs "effect" and "affect"
Can you also do insure and ensure?
Sep 15, 2019 06:41:49 AM by Jennifer M
Christine A wrote:
Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?Here you go, Mark. That'll be $150 please (I realise that we didn't have a contract and I didn't track my time, but I assume that you'll pay me anyway).
What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.
Sep 15, 2019 06:43:33 AM by Mark F
Jennifer M wrote:What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.
I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...
Sep 15, 2019 08:54:38 AM by Amanda L
Mark F wrote:
Jennifer M wrote:What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.
I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...
You didn't pay for the first one, so what does it matter?
Sep 15, 2019 09:26:53 AM by Christine A
Amanda L wrote:
Mark F wrote:
Jennifer M wrote:What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.
I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...
You didn't pay for the first one, so what does it matter?
Oh, he'll pay. I'll see you in arbitration, Mark!
Sep 15, 2019 09:50:37 AM Edited Sep 15, 2019 09:51:42 AM by Mark F