Crazy Job Postings Part II

[Camiel V]

My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german

[Martina P]

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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german

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translating into German is easy. Mostly you just replace any C with a K (America -> Amerika, Canada -> Kanada), and try to look like a really strict school teacher while doing that. 

[Jennifer R]

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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german

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150 words per hour is not a lot.

[Petra R]

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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german

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[Camiel V]

Just so you know..

[Jennifer R]

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Petra R wrote:

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Jennifer R wrote:

Translate 30K English to German for $100:

"PS: I am looking for only NEW UPWORK FREELANCERS! NEW! ($0 earned freelancers) "

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did it have applicants?

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10-15

[Janean L]

I just turned down an offer to edit a non-friction short story book.

[Ray C]

Aw man! that job would have been like butter. Though the client sounds a
little too slick. You might still be able to slide in. I'm sure you won't
get any resistance from Upwork. It should be smooth as silk. Don't let it
slip through your fingers. I can never gain any traction with that kind of
client. And I would bend over backwards for a non-friction job...not
forward though...

[Janean L]

Nicely played, Ray!!

[Mary W]

I saw one yesterday.  $150 fixed price for 15 articles on North Dakota criminal law.  Due today at 9 am.  Really.