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Crazy Job Postings

pandoraharper
Community Guru
Pandora H Member Since: May 11, 2010
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Folks, feel free to share crazy job postings you see. I've been wanting to create a thread like this for a while, and think it would be fun of we can keep it updated periodically.

 

Warning: Do not copy paste a job description, do not include a link to the post, or client details. Keep it within forum post guidlines!

 

Not sure what those guidelines are? Go here: https://community.upwork.com/t5/Announcements/Upwork-Community-Guidelines/td-p/3/jump-to/first-unrea...

 

Here's something I saw tonight:

 

US client, average pay under $6 per hour, no hourly hires so far, decent feedback, looking for 1 person to do:

 

Article Copywriting, Editing and Proofreading

Customer Service (Phone and Email)

Business Growth & Development

Blog Posting

Stand Operating Procedures Creation and Documentation

Online Research

Social Media Management

Event planning and scheduling

 

And finally: "Knowlege of WordPress Development, Facebook Ads, InfusionSoft, Bookkeeping, etc. a PLUS "

 

No mention in this posting if some of these items would be handled by other members of the team.

 

One word: Sheesh!

 

 

 

sid456
Active Member
Sidra N Member Since: Feb 23, 2015
2 of 2,045

i want to do this job..

numbsain
Community Guru
Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
3 of 2,045

What are your monthly expenses?

battershall-ramo
Community Guru
Ramon B Member Since: Jan 11, 2015
4 of 2,045

Not an actual word, and not much incentive to be positive!

 

 

* Positiveness - I only work with positive people, sorry world haters! I will pay $1.5 per hour

prestonhunter
Community Guru
Preston H Member Since: Nov 24, 2014
5 of 2,045

I would actually accept a job that paid $1.50 per hour to be positive. As long as I didn't have to do anything else.

 

For only $1.00 per hour you can hire me to be negative.

and979
Community Guru
Andrea B Member Since: Feb 20, 2015
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On the same line... I could accept $0.5 per hour to be apathetic. Or even less. I don't care ;-)

battershall-ramo
Community Guru
Ramon B Member Since: Jan 11, 2015
7 of 2,045

I wonder who he got though? I don't think, what with one thing and another, that many of the $1.50 an hour workers are feeling too positive at the moment!

xyphonik
Active Member
Ryan E Member Since: May 23, 2017
8 of 2,045

How long would you actually keep that job Preston?

enpipes
Active Member
Antonio V Member Since: May 24, 2015
9 of 2,045

What do you take per hour to be positive? Can I hire you for $1?

(I see in your profile your price per hour is $20)

2d318873
Community Leader
Philip D Member Since: Feb 15, 2017
10 of 2,045

I would have wasted some of my credits to reply back "I positively decline your offer! Smiley Happy" and I would have sent him a counter offer of $100 an hour that I would positively accept.

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