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Re: Crazy Job Postings Part II

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Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
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Jennifer R wrote:

Translate 30K English to German for $100:

 

"PS: I am looking for only NEW UPWORK FREELANCERS! NEW! ($0 earned freelancers) "

 

 


did it have applicants? Smiley Surprised

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Preston H Member Since: Nov 24, 2014
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re: "Translate 30K English to German for $100"

 

I'll do it for free. Here:

30K Englisch

 

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Preston H wrote:

re: "Translate 30K English to German for $100"

 

I'll do it for free. Here:

30K Englisch

 


Almost there! 30T Englisch

Sorry, will only pay $50 for it...

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Camiel V Member Since: Aug 29, 2018
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Dreissichtausend vom Englisch zum Deutsch

 

PS: Ich suche nur NEUE FREELANZER DES UPWORKS! NEU! ($0 verdiente Freelanzer)

Bitte reagieren Sie NUR wenn es Ihnen nicht interesiert nicht zahlt zu werden. Oder wenn Sie finden das im freie Marketplätzer die Preise sehr hohe sein und sollen stabilisieren am anderthalb-zehnte Dollarcent nach Upworkfees und MwST.

 

I'm sorry for all the germans reading this, but probably this is the quality they are looking for, German translated by people who live very far away from the German labourmarket...

Can you actually report these types of posters?

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Camiel V wrote:

Dreissichtausend vom Englisch zum Deutsch

 

PS: Ich suche nur NEUE FREELANZER DES UPWORKS! NEU! ($0 verdiente Freelanzer)

Bitte reagieren Sie NUR wenn es Ihnen nicht interesiert nicht zahlt zu werden. Oder wenn Sie finden das im freie Marketplätzer die Preise sehr hohe sein und sollen stabilisieren am anderthalb-zehnte Dollarcent nach Upworkfees und MwST.

 

I'm sorry for all the germans reading this, but probably this is the quality they are looking for, German translated by people who live very far away from the German labourmarket...

Can you actually report these types of posters?


lol... I think the correct word is Freilänzer, or at least this is what I will be calling myself from now on.

Sometimes I report them by showing that it equals an hourly rate below the allowed hourly rate of USD 3, but I don't think that anybody is impressed... 

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Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
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Camiel V wrote:


Can you actually report these types of posters?


Camiel, the freelancers who work for that kind of money are equally to blame.

 

On that note, and no offence, you are are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

Up your rate for crying out loud.

 

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Camiel V Member Since: Aug 29, 2018
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My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german Smiley Wink
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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german Smiley Wink

translating into German is easy. Mostly you just replace any C with a K (America -> Amerika, Canada -> Kanada), and try to look like a really strict school teacher while doing that. 

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Jennifer R Member Since: Sep 15, 2017
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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german Smiley Wink

150 words per hour is not a lot.

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Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german Smiley Wink

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